The test results are back, and I am ready to reveal the father of my 4th child, Hudson Mitchel. Ready?Art Garfunkel....you..... ARE the father!!! (Shouts and cheers from the Maury crowd. Jeb starts to cry and storms off the stage. Art and I embrace.)
Oh, you bet I'll be cashing in those child support checks. I've hit the mother lode. Bridge over troubled water like crazy.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robyn-son!
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